Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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