normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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