Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I can tuck mytits in my pants
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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