For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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