Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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