I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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