spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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