i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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