Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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