Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
too bad you live with your parents still
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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