Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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