Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
its not stalking. its research.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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