at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
