do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
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