let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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