Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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