Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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