discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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