Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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