I would go down on you faster than GM stock
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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