i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
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