I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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