she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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