ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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