They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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