My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
lets start a swedish sibling band together
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
