It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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