Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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