yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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