Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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