An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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