they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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