No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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