i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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