chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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