who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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