we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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