today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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