32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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