Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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