Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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