She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I'm at about main and main street
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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