i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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