I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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