This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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