i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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