i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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