Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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