Yo dont text me then not text me
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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