do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
false alarm, still single
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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