I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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