I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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