Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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