If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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