and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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